Tuesday 10th May (Nature Notes from a Naturist)


Mr. Kite looked out of The Joint window onto the blue Mediterranean Sea.  With Swifts screeching across the sky and Nightingales singing from every bush Mr. Kite went to a local nature reserve near Marsellian-Plage. Now this reserve was squalid and depressing with broken building. dumped fridges and rubbish left to corrode.

So Mr. Kite thought he would watch birds by the clear blue Mediterranean Sea. Pushing The Beast along a track Mr. Kite soon reached the plage where Mediterranean Gulls flew around and the odd Common Tern. Mr. Kite was not too well dressed in his grey shorts and brown sandals but the sun-bathers were 'au naturelle'; not a stitch. Nature watching is very entertaining but naturist watching takes precedent when the sky is blue, the air is hot and the birds are scarce.

For three hours Mr. Kite sat on the beach taking nature notes about the natural world as a naturist. With hundreds of naked bodies on view three hours was not long enough but the heat was intense. Soon Mr. Kite returned to The Joint and enjoyed a tipple of Kriek Lambic whilst watching a group of Sardinian Warblers in full grey and black plumage. Cheers from the 'all over tanned Mr. Kite'.