Saturday 26th November (The Garden List)


Mr. Kite looked out of his bedroom window into that sky described by John Freeman. Today Mr. Kite had a plan but with the strong wind it seemed pointless so Mr. Kite opened another bottle of Becks and went for the garden list.

After ten minutes in the buffeting wind Mr. Kite has nothing to report only that the Becks is good. With grey clouds whizzing overhead and some November sunshine Mr. Kite peered around in the garden to watched robins, blackbirds, wood pigeons and house sparrows.

It could be rightly said that Mr. Kite saw more beer bottles today than birds today. During the morning friends arrived and more beer and wine was drank than is healthy but every drop was enjoyed and a good day was had by all. Mr. Kite had many a tipple of Becks and a Tetley tea. Cheers.