Saturday 22nd October (The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face)


Mr. Kite looked out of his bedroom window into a dark morning. The sun had yet to rise above the horizon. Now Mr. Kite had another bottle of Becks whilst he waited for the sun to appear. Mr. Kite decided that he would drink Becks until he saw the sun. The good news is that the sun did not appear until ten thirty and the bad news is that Mr. Kite drank a crate of Becks in the mean time.

When the sun shone in the sky Mr. Kite and His Lady went to the Shropshire Wildlife Trust to look at apples, talk to people and listen to great music. This inspired Mr. Kite to play his guitar. So after a wonderful hour he returned home to play, 'The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face'.

Mr. Kite failed to see a bird today but did see some lovely little females. Cheers from a very naughty drunk Mr. Kite who plays his guitar and whilst enjoying Abbot Ale. Cheers.