Wednesday 5th October (Wind in the Willows)


Mr. Kite looked wearily and fuzzily out of his bedroom window because his alcohol consumption the previous evening was excessive. The leaves on the lime trees were thinning out revealing branches and twigs.

Following a phone call from Mr. Kite's birding companion The Incapacitants were in competition at midday on a bird spotting expedition. To cut a long story short the gloomy windy grey day kept the birds inside. Very few appeared willingly on display. Corvids were most prominent sitting in the fields pecking the ground. With over thirty species spotted the competition was a draw.

Mr. Kite returned for a tipple of Tetley tea.