Thursday 27th October (The Morning Mist and the London List)

Mr. Kite looked out of his bedroom window into a darkish morning. Now things looked a bit damp outside with a watery mist swirling in the lime trees so Mr. Kite had a tipple of Becks followed by a few more; it was a cheery start to the day in contrast to the dull quiet morning outside.

At eleven o'clock Mr. Kite and His Lady were traveling towards London on a luxury coach. Mr. Kite noticed crows, buzzards and gulls. This coach went on a magical mystery tour through Milton Keynes, Dunstable and other unheard of depressing places. Eventually the magical mystery tour stopped at Finchley Road two hours late on a cool autumn afternoon. The grey was grey and the leaves on the trees yellow and brown.

So at five o'clock The London List commenced; lesser-black backed gull, wood pigeon and carrion crow. With the tally on three, the day turned to night and the birds went to roost. At this point Mr. Kite decided to have a beer in The North Star; a tasty Hobgoblin. Cheers from Mr. Kite who is still under influence of todays Becks.

Mr. Kite enjoyed a few pints of Wychywood Hobgoblin in The North Star and drank more pints of beer than bird spotted. Lets hope tomorrow Mr. Kite spots lots of birds and drinks lots of beer.