Saturday 3rd September (Two of Everything)


Mr. Kite looked out of his bedroom window to see twice as many trees as usual and a grey sky twice its normal size. Mr. Kite concluded that this must be the effect of a party, a football match and some beer.

Mr. Kite decided that counting and watching birds today would not be a good thing because twice as many would be an exaggeration. So Mr. Kite decided that he would not watch any birds today; not one. Double zero is zero. To celebrate a birdless day Mr. Kite had a tipple of Tetley tea. Cha.